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Quest Requirements (The Boundaries)

ʉϬ WHO IS THE SANCTUARY FOR?

Buddha’s Belly Massage is a safe space specializing in care for women and the LGBTQ+ community (trans & non-binary inclusive).✨​

✨Please Note: To ensure the safety of this solo practice, new cisgender male clients are accepted by referral only. If you are a new male client without a referral from an existing client, please contact me directly before booking✨

✨Note: You can change your mind at any time! If you book for "side quest", but you show up with "silent protagonist" energy, I'll follow your lead. no explanation needed.✨

the social Battery protocol

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Silent protagonist:: you're the hero who doesn't say a word. we focus on the "healing arc" with zero dialogue.

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Low mana mode: I'll keep the chatter to a minimum so you can preserve your energy. Simple, direct communication only..

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Side quest dialogue: I'm here for the lore! We can talk about your week, your favorite series, or your current hyper-fixations while I work.

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THE CURRENT VIBE

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📺 Watching: JJK: Culling Arc Pt. 1 &  

Hell's Paradise Season 2 

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🎧 Listening: Chasing Dopamine (my own Spotify playlist) 

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​🦮 Current personal assistants:  Jeffrey, the chaos raptor and Godzilla, Snorlax in dog form 

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🕯Current obsession: planning my trip to Inkcarceration in July!

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​✨ Status:  Massagebook is officially updated! Just launched a massive visual overhaul of the booking menu!!

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Have a series recommendation or a playlist I need to check out? Tell me in your booking notes!

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